TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got
here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing
your math multiplication on the
floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without
using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell
'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you
asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the
chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking
about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H
to O.
STUDENT: Class started before I got
here.
_______________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing
your math multiplication on the
floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without
using tables.
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____________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell
'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you
asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the
chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking
about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H
to O.